Friday, May 28, 2010

Sp(eed )reading the news #4

When it comes to the Gulf of Mexico, Defense Secretary Robert Gates wants the military to triple melanoma risk. The Obama administration released a social-networking flotilla in the eurozone. Many of his 43 predecessors twisted themselves into knots and in the end, they all died and went to heaven. Navy commandos confirmed late Thursday they are engaged and expecting Wesley Snipes, Sylvester Stallone, and Annie Leibovitz. Gays and lesbians serving openly in the hurricane-prone waters of the Atlantic see the Mona Lisa. Property owners, with the right mixture of sunshine and rain, will fall ill and almost certainly die.

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