Thursday, May 20, 2010

Sp(eed )reading the news #3

The Tea Party's North Korean torpedo threatened to rain on Pac-Man's 30th birthday. U2 lead singer Bono had emergency duct tape and a celery stalk at the end of a very choppy car bomb. The Republican Party has reportedly been arrested and charged with vehicles that run on half the delicate wetlands of Louisiana. Iran will put their ideological stamp on more bicyclists than usual. School children in Texas avoided what may have been a protracted battle with Turkey. Miss USA warned scientists that only God can eat a Milky Way. Long-term damage to the 700-pound moose's marriage to Bullock sounds "un-American."

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